Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Loppumasennus

Vieläkö ketään kiinnostaa (tai onko koskaan kiinnostanut) Kymmenen Uutisten loppukevennykset? Minulle ne on lähinnä tilaisuus tuntea kestämätöntä myötähäpeää sen kylähullun puolesta joka on minäkin iltana päätynyt ruutuun selvittämään kotkotuksiaan. Tämän voittaa vain uutistenlukijoiden kömpelöt yritykset vitsailla vielä jotain sen päälle. Haloo lajityypit! Uutiset saa olla asiallisia. Komiikka vaatii ihan eri konstit. Kanava vaihtuu meikäläisellä ennen kuin Kymmenen uutiset ehtii loppuunsa. Ahistaa.

Tässä vielä benrobelle henkilökohtainen linkki eli shoppailuvinkki, muut ei saa klikata.

12 comments:

sigura said...

En klikannu. En, oikeesti. No en.

Leena said...

Hyvä! Suhun voi luottaa :)

Schizo-Janne said...

Koska olen kuriton kakara ja muutenkin kieltoja vastaan taisteleva uppiniskainen jukuri, niin minäpä klikkasin. Siihen voi myöskin luottaa.

Muistan, kun jossain Velipuolikuussa jo oli sellainen sketsi, jossa uutisten lukijat uutisten lopuksi alkoivat takoa papereita pöytään ja hymisivät "Hassun hauskaa uutispätkää". Se mulle tulee vieläkin mieleen loppukevennysten aikana ...

b. said...

Ahdistaa, nimenikin kirjoitit väärin.

Tuo paita mulla on ollut jo kai vuoden, hommasin silloin kun viime vuonna blogistanissa kiersi haaste ostaa tuolta paita.

Leena said...

oi ben, olen taas jälkijunassa, ja anteeksi typo_sta. Nyt vasta ahistaakin.

schizo senkin!!! klikkaaja! olikin unohtanut tuon velipuolikuun sketsin, nyt muistan taas.

cybbis said...

Minäpäs olen kerran ollut Kymppiuutisten loppukevennyksessä lapsena kun Tampereella jotkin kaalimarkkinat tai vastaavat. Omasta mielestäni ne ovat uutisten ainoa yllättävä kohta.

Timo Riitamaa said...

Munpa sisko on ollut 80-luvulla sellaisessa tietoiskussa joka alkoi sillä liekkeihin leimahtavalla kädellä ja jossa oli julmetun hieno tunnari ja muutenkin tosi jännä meininki.

Leena said...

Yhden ystäväni tissit on myös olleet loppukevennyksessä. Silloin oli yläosattomissa auringon ottaminen muodissa ja sitten olivat kameramiehet ensimmäisenä aurinkoisena kesäpäivänä tämän D-kuppisen hietsusta bonganneet. Kuinkas sattuikaan.

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